be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes
no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
when you see ur squad while you out with your parents
australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago
because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership
because that’s the logical fucking thing to do
Billboard Magazine has confirmed that Rihanna will be on Kanye West’s new album, to be released this fall!